As of 2010, the Dave Matthews Band has sold over 30 million records worldwide. Whats so bad about it: Its an 80s power ballad dressed up like a mid-noughties indie rock, and aint nobody got time for that. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. Trace Cyrus is the lead in this group of wannabe punks and his equine features gallop their way through everything Metro Station do. Billboard ranks them the top rock group of the decade, and their hit song "How You Remind Me" was listed as the top rock song of the decade and the fourth song of the decade. The Killers. American nu metal band. The uber successful act are so clean cut they make Cliff Richard look like Marilyn Manson. services and Because their backstage altercations always boiled down to sibling rivalry. The Killers came in hot with their 2005 album Hot Fuss . But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. Josh Homme might pop up and read a kids bedtime story every so often, but its a by-and-large mind-numbing existence. The current members are Chris Barron (vocals), Eric Schenkman (guitar and vocals), Aaron Comess (drums and percussion), and Mark White (bass guitar). WebStill, as of today, Maroon 5 is one of the most successful bands in the entire world, having sold more than 75 million records. Vote now in our 2015 Best of L.A. Readers Choice poll. Feedback on 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best. Web5. Its often said that people either love Rush or hate them, but a more accurate statement is that most people hate Rush, while a scattered few really love them. Its original lineup consisted of Fred Durst (vocals), Wes Borland (guitars), Sam Rivers (bass), John Otto (drums) and DJ Lethal (turntables, samples and programming). Oh god, the song. For that, Fratellis, I can never forgive you. Favorite. Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time: The Complete List - LA Weekly Is it being prepared to do the wrong thing, whatever the price? Yo wat up, goes Alvin Chipmunk as the song kicks off. 10:00AM. Copyright 2023 RebelsMarket Inc. All rights reserved. Which was a good tactic on his part, because they were crap. They call themselves a new band made from old friends, but its more accurate to call them slumming dudes attempting to trick fans of the White Stripes into liking their boring, awful, music. Track Consoler of the Lonely repeats the phrase I am bored to tears six times, which is only a small fraction of how often everyone else was saying it. Since its debut, the band has sold over 25 million records in the United States alone, and over 75 million records worldwide. Interchangeable with Matchbox 20, but technically not Matchbox 20. And, lastly, I want to clarify that not all of the bands pointed out on this list existed simply throughout the 2000s, but they are remembered as '2000s musicians'. It is, roughly, that music achieved perfection in 1977, no one outside of New York City is important, and your interaction with credibility and its overseers is a bigger concern than learning how not to be an insufferable, self-obsessed jerk. In other words, LCD Soundsystem fans are the type of people who think buying their 10-year old kid a Public Image Ltd. record for his birthday is an example of good parenting. Quizzes; Events; Quiz Creation; Community; Videos; SporcleCon; Remove Ads; Sign In; Quiz Categories. Fleet Foxes, unfortunately, are more like Weetabix, a healthful, bowel-movement-inducing breakfast option that skimps on taste. Nothing gets worse. The rankings of the worst musicians are suggested and voted on based on a variety of metrics, including popular bands least deserving of their fame and fortune, artists who shamelessly ripped off other, superior acts and just bands that don't know how to play their instruments or write songs. 17 respectively. They also have the worst band name of the decade to boot. We don't need any more to come trailin' on in behind them. It was the first debut album to produce three number 1 singles on the Billboard Mainstream Top 40 chart: "All That She Wants", "The Sign" and "Don't Turn Around". With that in mind, you could actually claim that Crazy Frog was punk. It was a novelty at the time, honest. Bollocks. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. The sex rhymes on Bloodsugarsexmagik would be forgettable if they werent so awful She stuck my butt with her big black stick / I said Whats up? By continuing to browse, you agree to the use of cookies described in our Cookies Policy. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. So let's apologise in advance to Bjorn, Carl and whoever is currently playing drums and keep the vitriol centralised. 1. Theory of a Deadman That said, fuck Walmart. Like Piers Morgan. PH: (01) 6489130, Lo-Call 1890 208 080 or email: info@presscouncil.ie. : One happy clappy singalong of Hey Babys chorus is nice, harmless fun. The band achieved mainstream success with their second and third studio albums, Significant Other (1999) and Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (2000), although this success was marred by a series of controversies surrounding their performances at Woodstock '99 and the 2001 Big Day Out festival. The Jonas Brothers. They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. SALON is registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office as a trademark of Salon.com, LLC. Champagne Supernova, anyone? Grab your copy of the Gigwise print magazine here. That name, man. As a petite woman, I know when Chelsea Dagger comes on it is time to leave the dancefloor lest I want to spend three uncomfortable minutes wedged under a lads sweaty armpit. The View had one song. , Spotify, the iPhone. 1. Worst bit: Can We Fix It?s constant, cheap garage beat, the audio equivalent of someone drilling a hole in your conscience. Empics Entertainment Reflecting on Phishs 30 years of music, Grantlands Steven Hyden puts the problem best: "In order to like Phish, you must consciously decide to like Phish.". 11. Led by human breathalyzer test Wes Scantlin, Puddle of Mudd successfully sold millions of copies of Come Clean, an album flooded with songs that nasally whimpered their way through a deluge of generic guitar strumming and relentless symbol-bashing. Journal Media does not control and is not responsible for user created content, posts, comments, Dishonorable Mentions not on this list: Kid Rock, Linkin Park, real Matchbox 20, Spin Doctors and Blues Traveler rest assured you are all hated, as well. Tokio Hotel - Hugely popular in Europe, Tokio Hotel have yet to replicate their success in Britain or the USA. 18. Except they were actually a bunch of auto-tuned, spoiled little brats whose fame has more to do with luck than any sort of measure of talent. Don't even get us started on singer Bill's Native American headdress hair and his guitarist brother Tom who appears to dress in clothes an obese basketball player has given to him. The 50 Worst Albums Of The 2000s! | Gigwise I mean, really, was the "he-said-she-said bullshit" that rage-inducing, Fred Durst? Together with the similarity Puddle of Mudd and Nickelback, Papa Roach truly stuck out in the mid-2000s like a sore Porta-Potty when it pertained to the "Butt Rock" sect of Nu Metal and Post-Grunge. You get infected at a young age when you dont know any better. Follow us on Twitter @LAWeeklyMusic, and like us at LAWeeklyMusic. . But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. Worst Music Artists of the 2010s - Top Ten List - TheTopTens The band has won numerous awards and they have won 12 Juno Awards among 28 nominations.The band is based in Vancouver, Canada. While these 3 genres originally started in the 1990s, they wouldn't hit the mainstream until a decade later. Worst bit: When he sings Im here to win your heart and soul and you think, Just let me stop you there, Shane. We want to hear it. Last years Super Bowl halftime show where they sung out of sync and trampled Sweet Child O Mine made Madonnas version look brilliant. We didnt see Chico coming. Worst bit: The key change nobody asked for. Comments. I would like to point out that the members of The Maccabees are called things like Orlando, Hugo, Felix, and Rupert. This is a band so hated that their own fans 2. What made made it so bad:Pop musics often simple and repetitive, and that is absolutely fine. But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. Busted Incredibly, the 'orrible three piece sold a massive 3million albums in their four year career as well as scooping two BRIT Awards. Check the thread! Follow her on Twitter at @prachigu or email her at pgupta@salon.com. I Set My Friends On Fire - This pair of electro-emo tits released their first album in 2008 entitled 'You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter' which includes the single 'Things That Rhyme With Orange'. The band's original domestic signing was with EMI Canada. Future generations will not look at Same Jeans as a masterpiece of composition. But the song. Really, guys. 9. Billboard ranked Creed as the 18th best artist of the 2000s. Top 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time - TheTopTens That may explain why a Spin Doctors song is a bit like herpes. WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. The point here is seduction, but its hard to be seduced when youre nauseous. What made it so bad: First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. He probably likes Dane Cook. It wasn't even close. They're generic, they're insultingly unintelligent, they do not have absolutely the slightest modicum of self-awareness, and they're about as "extreme" as Coldplay is exciting. Goodbye, cruel world. And this an ideal something to make me even sadder breakup song? Here are the top 10 bands that defined the 2000s Kerrang era. The Pigeon Detectives - In 2001 we got The Strokes, an impossibly cool band from New York who wore their jackets tight and their hair unkempt. Just have a little patience while I bang my head against this wall and wait for the pain to eclipse the misery of this song. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. Worst bands" tier list Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. Worst bit: The rolling piano refrain is actually quite good, which throws the whole song into stark relief. Thats Not My Name was lead singer Katie White ranting about her frustrations with being a woman in the music industry, which is fair but Jesus, if I ever hear it again Ill scream. Scouting For Girls - What can we say about this band that hasn't already been said? Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. You may change your settings at any time but this may impact on the functionality of the site. THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK! Across their 3 studio albums, James, Charlie and Matt inflicted such horrible tunes as 'Year 3000', 'Air Hostess' and 'Thunderbirds' on us. It is not an exaggeration to call this one of the defining albums for If we open that door, it may not be one we can close, folks, and it's way too soon for anyone to be pining away for the days when George W. Bush was head bitch in charge and Paris Hilton had a show on network television. Sophisticated. WebTop 10 Worst Bands of Al Time. -Ben Westhoff, Funk metal is a bad idea. Despite being deeply boring, there is something particularly distasteful about Maroon 5 and their smooth pop aimed squarely at the girls who swoon over singer Adam Levine's good looks. Nirvana's brief run ended following the death of Kurt Cobain in 1994, but various posthumous releases have been issued since, overseen by Novoselic, Grohl, and Cobain's widow Courtney Love. We had nothing to do with the results. What made it so bad: This might the laziest song to become a bonafide hit (it reached number three in the UK singles chart). Powter sings in generalisations, (Youre faking a smile with the coffee to go, You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost). He always wore sunglasses. The band's biggest hit came with the aforementioned 'Hate My Life' where Connelly rallies against (besides the homeless) his wife, his lack of money, his friends and not being able to sleep with young girls- honestly. blink-182 Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop But then this happened. Well, too bad. Sitting somewhere between The Streets and Ocean Colour Scene, The Twang were hailed as the next big thing by the NME upon their emergence and topped numerous critics tips including a #2 spot in the influential BBC Sound of 2007 poll. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. Tremonti, Phillips and Marshall went on to found Alter Bridge while Stapp followed a solo career. This song is so wet that its given me swimmers ear, which makes the narrators self-regarding message stand by myself while I take over the world with my forgettable, dreary acoustic guitar song even more egregious. While people seemed to have particular scorn for one particular late Nineties rap-rock band and one post-grunge band whose lead singer sounds a bit like Eddie Vedder, bands ranging from Smashing Pumpkins to the Goo Goo Dolls got votes. Nirvana's sudden success widely popularized alternative rock as a whole, and the band's frontman Cobain found himself referred to in the media as the "spokesman of a generation", with Nirvana being considered the "flagship band" of Generation X.Nirvana's third studio album, In Utero (1993), featured an abrasive, less-mainstream sound and challenged the group's audience. EMPICS Entertainment. The Twang - The Brummie Baggie revivalists infected the music scene towards the latter end of the decade with a tedious mix of beery lad anthems and gushing sentiment. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. It was a mistake. Nobodys done it since, and not because folk duo Nizlopi are boundary-pushing innovators. They are allegedly a different, other hated band. Bet you just said Ah The REVS! didnt you? Borland left the group in 2001, but Durst, Rivers, Otto and Lethal continued to record and tour with guitarist Mike Smith. Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. Her emotionless performance on "SNL" cemented her reputation as robotic, the product of overly manufactured pop perfection. Despite the enormous commercial success of Middle of Nowhere, the band suffered from the merger that eliminated their label, Mercury Records. Nirvana went through a succession of drummers, the longest-lasting being Dave Grohl, who joined the band in 1990. Plus, how much of a dick is Lydon, allegedly punching women in the face, running around with racist goons and slamming Duffy against a wall? Shane now stars in Coronation Street,which seems fitting, considering the emotions conveyed here seem every bit as genuine as pint from The Rovers Return. 15 3 Doors Down In the early '00s, this rock band Nick, Joe and Kevin are met by hordes of screaming girls wherever they go, but they make us scream for altogether different reasons. Johnny Borrell is possibly the biggest ego centric to walk the planet, pull on white skinny jeans and inflict complete bollocks like 'America' on us in a long long time. That's right, the '00s. Like Piers Morgan. Worst Bands of the 2000s In a musical genre already dominated by the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync, Nick Lachey's ersatz boy band never really had a chance. Its not even the proper Westlife line-up, as this version of a traditional hymn was released the year after Brian McFadden left the band, so Shane Filan and the gang are left to the do the heavy lifting between them. WebHere, we take a look at 33 of the best 2000s rock bands that helped push the genre into new and exciting directions: 1. And there comes a point in Hey Baby when it threatens to never end. But their musical sensibilities are questionable; someone in the group seems to have decided that New Jack Swing was too subtle. What made it so bad: Somewhere, Vanessa Carlton is still perched on a travelling piano, playing the blissful notes of A Thousand Miles as she navigates the Sahara. After earning enough money to keep them in Nike Air Max and McDonalds for the rest of time, the band split in 2005 much to the relief of the British public. Li-ike. This pic just screams "Radio Disney." The band went through a number of configurations between 1995 and 2005, achieving its current form when Adair replaced drummer Ryan Vikedal. Where would the world of sporting montages be without The Hives? But then this happened. We very much doubt it! Tenacious D. This may not be the greatest and best song in the world, but it is a damn good one nonetheless. The boyband became a manband, encouraged countless 90s reformations that we did not ask for or need, and ushered in the inexplicable revitalisation of Gary Barlows career. Also, Eddie Vedder thinks this is a lyric: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhh oooooooowhoaaaaaaaaooooooooo hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiyiiiiiiiiii yeah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh yeahah uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhh huh uhhhhh huh. -Nicholas Pell, The common rap on Black Eyed Peas is that they deteriorated after adding Fergie on 2003s Elephunk, trading their funky soul for kitschy dance-pop. Feb 23, 2017. Make of that what you will. worst No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. Pretty Rickys rap-R&B hybrid is so tasteless and tacky, even, that it could make Mariah Carey blush. Ombudsman, and our staff operate within the Code of Practice. Since their demise the members of One True Voice have failed to scale the heights of success and Daniel was recently seen failing to get to the final stages of this years X Factor in front of one time contemporary Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, now a multi-millionaire X Factor judge. What made it so bad: That opening bassline kicks in and for a few sweet seconds you think youre listening to A Town Called Malice by The Jam. Just because there is still some joy to be obtained from hearing Ryan Jarman howl MEEEEEEEEEEENS NEEEEEEDS! What made it so bad: Its earnest, self-indulgent pap of the highest order. 15. Top Ten Awkward Coachella Dance Move GIFs. Tis all they were good for. Because Liam Gallagher only plays tambourine and possesses the single most nasal voice in pop. But the larger point of why this band is on the list is the entire pop-punk fad they inspired. Web9. If ever there proof that British pop music was in a dire state in the first half of the noughties then it's this. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. EMPICS Entertainment Worst Bands of the 2000s Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. Admittedly the song is a cover of the 1975 song by the Ted Mulry Gang, and Hasselhoff, when hassled about the song, claimed his video was self-parody. Its excellent that theyve got great abs, and they certainly have the right to wear their shiny jackets wide open. Yo wat up, goes Alvin Chipmunk as the song kicks off. But nothing excuses a throwaway, novelty kids TV song about a builder fixing things, managing to shift over a million copies, becoming the highest-selling song of 2000 and the first Christmas number one of the 00s. But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. 13. Anyone who appears to be striving to become the next Sting needs saving from us and indeed himself. WebGogo_is_Adlai 12 yr. ago. Basically the Goo Goo Dolls of the next millennium. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. Avril Lavigne. Nothing gets worse. We always appreciate the feedback. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! With that in mind, you could actually claim that Crazy Frog was punk. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. In 2011, Nickelback released their latest studio album, Here and Now which again topped the charts,] with a supporting tour that began in April 2012. If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. : Its chipmunks singing about sex. Oh, The Thrills! 7. If football chants gave royalties, The Automatic would be millionaires. It was a mistake. Instead we get three-and-a-half minutes of highly derivative pop-rock that evokes memories of a hundred shit mid-noughties indie nights in damp provincial towns. 1. Worst bit: Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. Soporific Laurel Canyon coke rock whose chief existential lament seems to be What toppings should I get on my burrito? the Eagles are the quintessential band for a decade whose favorite barbiturate was the Quaalude. Having cleverly adopted the CCTV sign seen everywhere for their first album the band went post structuralist on us in 2007 with the cover for 'Once Upon A Time In The West' which simply says in block capitals 'NO COVER ART'.
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