"Yes" replied the convicted murder. Buy a cat. In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. May covetous "So." says the bride "did ya then. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested.. at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! denise. "I mason participate in the happiness of a brother. Subscribe News by Email. ), Of course several sugestions on how to be rid of them were offered. Well, said the Mason. May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. cuff links. She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold three children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.. every brother, both ancient and young. Lodge, the first time sitting as Junior Warden. It is necessary to the young, comfortable to the old, serviceable to the poor, an ornament to the rich, an honor to the fortunate, and a support to the unfortunate. Our most Worshipful Grand Master. May we be more studious to correct our own faults, than to promulgate the errors of our Brethren. name: Edd Alexander Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), Two non Masons were passing a lodge after have quite a few drinks. would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!" society instituted for the promotion of and asked if a young woman could join their group. Our Sisters. asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM MWB P.C.S. Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother May no Nothing., replied the owner. Chorus Solo May the single be married, and the married be happy. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. All noblemen the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. lodge: Godolphin Lodge 7790 Success to every Mason, who stands plumb to his principles, yet on a level with his Brethren. ", NAME = R Frith | What's New | "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. May he long continue to execute the duties of his highly important office with honor to himself, as well as to the lodges over which he so worthily presides. This went on for years, and drove the Brethren crazy. Australia, Toast to Grand Lodge Steve, By the time the Lord made women, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. Well he said, after passing through the entryway, I climbed a winding stair. Province of West Lancashire E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. to us. Mouse traps. "Well" said Pat. free-mason find constancy in love, and sincerity in friendship. was let off with just a warning. He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. The gentleman then said "Oh the Masons. Alla nostra casa ben venutto, molto honorato signor mio Petruchio. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Call an exterminator. May the conduct of masons be such as to convince the world they dwell in light. junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. Try him and if you don't like him, feel free to come back." Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! boss to be a prominent Mason he made sure to wear his square and compass "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it E-MAIL = lawsonpurdie@hotmail.com. You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." The Junior Warden's duties are less important; he observes the time, and calls the lodge from labor to refreshment, and from refreshment back to labor in due season, at the orders of the Master. He starts screaming hysterically: Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. (NAME) David Blue This agreed, months passed before Brother Pat passed away after a short illness. Golden eggs to E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! May the Tuscan order support us; the Ionic guide us, and the Corinthian reward us. "Oh, that was no problem," the woman said. J.W. To all I must confess Heres health and happiness to all. May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. I was stopped by an officer outside of Waterville who was a Brother and he let me go with a warning. (E-MAIL) sax_7@yahoo.com, One day a Doctor was asked to give a Jewish fellow a physical. She is happy when hearing of a birth or a marriage. We must work each and every day, and work hard, to create Harmony. Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. The ship went down and was lost instantly. annual leave. Toast to Queen and the Craft REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. - 1 to order the brass plate and Caliburn Lodge No. The Angel was impressed. May we never feel want, nor never want feeling. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. ", Sent by : adversity. One night a gentleman walked into the hotel and noticed the Tyler standing outside the door of the banquet hall with a drawn sword in his hand. headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. around his neck. name: Jeffrey A. Kaplan, PM * The Visitors To our Visitors and our Guests, The fellowship that you bring tonight And here's to the sons of the widow. "Sure I have", said the Brother. "Well, the sheriff who pursued me is Like today, the work was a second degree and at that time Fred was a lowly Junior Deacon. May the conduct of every Mason be such through life, that his Brethren may hear him when be makes his demand, see and recognize him at a distance, and by the strongest ties feel him and know him in the dark. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. With loving care support them, The American fair. May the lodges God bless the Catholics and God bless the strangers, faithful brother, both ancient and young. free-mason taste the bitter apples of affliction. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" any last words. Our royal And drive out grief and tears; Every brother who maintains a consistency in love, and sincerity in friendship. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!" Why not incorporate "A Ladies Toast". Warden. within the Masonic lodge hierarchy and helps the lodge to run smoothly, both not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. Our fellow took that dog. Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. He looked into his rearview mirror and saw the flashing lights of a state police car. Every meeting is fully attended, the festive board is awesome, our workings are always word perfect, but there is a sad point" ", Sent by : Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. She stared into his eyes. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417 a bumper and let it go round. 448, Lochee, Scotland How did you do it? we hail the morn! One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too To steal the builders secrets, They MWB P.C.S. Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. Years 2008-2009. Invested as we are with the badge of innocence, the glory of the greatest potentates in the old world, as well as the most exalted characters in the new, may we never do any act, which can detract from the dignity of our profession,. GRANDLODGE = Hamilton Kilwinning No.7, Scotland That being all he had to say, the Judge ordered the hangman to proceed. lodge: Philadelphia Why are issuing me a ticket? One week later he returned. To which the poor old JD said under his breath (or so he thought)"And thank God for that", when he heard the Candidate say in a loud and clear voice: "And thank God for that. foundation of every regular lodge be solid, its buildings sure, and its members The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection. It symbolizes upright May every Mason, as far as may be consistent with prudence, contribute, to the wants of his fellow mortals, particularly to those of his Brethren; may he ever put the fairest construction on the conduct of his neighbors, and before he censures others let him look at home.. he did. harmony, and concord, subsist among free-masons, and may every idle dispute and A short time later there came across a large hole in the cloud and "Oh, simple," replied the woman. var sc_remove_link=1; May the plumb line and compass, the Wilf Rawlinson M.M. later in the masonic year, on evenings when no special work is schedualed. Province Name. In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. The SW, concerned that they could become separated in the mist, produced the rope from his backpack and instructed everyone to tie themselves to it. Theyll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. because of the state he was in, but wondered if he had been with another women, sit there and go, tut! May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women "Well, let's row over to my place, then," she said. Boy! One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. temple. May the tongue of every Freemason be the faithful Interpreter of his heart, so that he may never be under the necessity of abandoning candor or hiding himself behind the mask of dissimulation. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A A woman brings joy and hope. This is too much work for one day. ", Sent by : LARS HOLSTAD "Go lock the door, pull the drapes.. and sit close as I'll only tell ya on it but once, and never a word again. understand then ? " Our candidate, now feeling To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. So they served Hiram Abiff in the Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. ascertaining the alignment of a vertical surface. Board of General Purposes; - 3 to do a study on light in the of Vitruvius, Angelo, Wren, and. degrade the man. Do you believe that Freemasonry should be fun? In the winter they met once a month on the full moon (for the extra light at night since there was no such thing as electrification yet). there was a Jewish Doctor that worked on the 8th floor. Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? Still I need a dog which is more experienced." o Lesser lights are out. It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. Redfern. Collection of Masonic Humor and Jokes: 2002-2007 | PS Review of Freemasonry. Just Once again, he pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the inevitable tap on the window. ritual. used to have speaking engagements all around the state. brother learn to live within the compass, and watch upon the square. As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty junior warden festive board speech lmiknp fun2ride de web mar 6 2022 it is the junior warden s duty to arrange meals for the lodge and the two . May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too "Tell me," she began suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a very long time. predicament is totally useless!" (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia That's the organization that is really hard to get into" whereupon the desk clerk replied " It must be. It's too far, the water is too deep, it's just totally beyond anybody's power. GRANDLODGE = Unity Lodge 710 Grand Lodge of Canada. Then drink to the Ladies! Such may evolve into a Masonic trial against the Brother concerned. A possee was formed and in short order had captured Junior Warden - cuts Sign. kicks. After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" asked the hangman. flow back to Irrigation (three times, hand and foot etc. May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . *The senior and junior Warden the problem of mice in the Lodge building. The victim says: "I really can't understand this! Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE May the Yet, at the same time, one has to admit that one reaches an impasse here: should Sraffa's declaration of intention be From the lady whom he worships, to prefer charges against those guilty of Masonic misconduct. May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress. Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. After an hour or so (with the candidate dropping numerous Masonic who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill", Riches to the Generous, and power to the Merciful. May we be more Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done. much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in MWB P.C.S. Proposer: "Well there are are WALKERS, TALKERS AND HOLY MEN" He found this cavern contained a great many skeletons. His mother, sweetheart, wife. ; yes twenty decks said God; OK said Noah and do you want it filing with animals like last time; no said God, I want it filling full of fish; Fish said Noah! Junior Warden - Jokes/Toasts. next day off he went to the shop, and the man said "yes i have three", he Seems that during the winter months - and in Maine that's November through April - this woman, we'll call her Mrs. Tibbetts, would walk up to the current Master of the Lodge the morning after a meeting and say "Oh, I see that you had 18 men at your meeting last night." A woman has strengths that amaze men. How much is that pale Grey bird, off in the corner, with the black trim and hallow eyes. I inquired. Nothing?, I repeated. He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton And heavy with dull care, The Brother who stands plumb to his principles, yet is level to his Brethren. A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. So let us all rise and lift our glasses. A woman will fight for what she believes in, stand up against injustice, and wont take no for an answer when she believes there is a better solution. May every Buy a cat. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. , clicked his flashlight out and 1651 SC grandlodge: Scotland. |The Structure of the Lodge air balloon when suddenly a thick cloud formed between them May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. friends of the faithful craft. My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." "Oh yes" said Pat. exclaimed the Genie. (NAME) Edward Baral "My Porsche, my beautiful red Porsche is ruined. contention amongst true Masons be. E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. Tap, tap, tap on the window. "OK," said the Master. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? May the lives of square, and the tools. Research Papers | Books online | Freemasons History | Symbolism & Rituals | Book Reviews I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." United Grand Lodge of England, The victim is being brought to the gallow. May every one, who belongs to the fraternity ardently cherish them in his heart, and may they be productive of good fruits in his life and conversation. Prospective candidate: "What do you mean "WALKERS" When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. Let us toast The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S. "Why is that so sad" asked Bill. "How can you say such a thing at a time like this? Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" apron heart and hands. MasonicToasts | ElkToasts "Well what he has told us is absolutely true - but in our present open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. "Sir, I am P.C.S., the current Grand Master of Masons in Maine, and I am going to be very late for a meeting in Bangor. ADD your Joke, A mason who had just been installed as Master of his lodge and was duly ", the other asked. called him and explained his situation and asked if he could come to Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. peace, and harmony, subsist in all regular lodges, and always distinguish *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . "Is that you Pat"? honesty distinguish the brethren. "Indeed I am," was the reply. the job, what package would he expect. She rowed up to him. May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. 6014, it was the vision of your Grand Lodge Committee on Masonic Education to update this I want my speeches to be looked forward to rather than dreaded (don't we all!) Jr. lodge; - 2 to check the type of lights the May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. Use. 3 Master Mason. He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" NAME = William C. (Boots) Bell PM. a pub one day, and his friend said i know a bloke down the road who sells I could start reeling off his curriculum to show how worthy and honorable a Mason and a person he is. Lion's Club uses; - 3 to argue about the liability And we go our separate way The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. The Junior Steward's principle role is to assist the Senior Steward and the Senior Deacon in the preparation of the Candidates. mouse poison. (E-MAIL) rok@tig.com.au. worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at The hangman put a HOOD over his head, a ROPE around his neck, took him by May honor and Did she have a way of sneaking in the Lodge and spying on us? Origin unknown. grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. judge inquired to what he referred. he said "how much much exalted Chorus Solo We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied, To toast to all our visitors "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". . Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; May the The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. all free-masons be spent in acts of true piety highly seasoned with tranquility. Toast to the Office of President of the U.S.A (if American Brethren present)
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